still trying to fit

still trying to fit

mind blown

mind blown

explodedsoda:

FAIRY GHOST FUCK YEAH

Anyone born December 9th is Ice Ice, baby

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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knifefarty:

whitetail-music:

salemaldous:

Someone just solved the economy. 

So wait what’s the economic equivalent of the blue shell?

just kill a super rich person every once in a while and distribute their wealth among the less wealthy

knifefarty:

whitetail-music:

salemaldous:

Someone just solved the economy. 

So wait what’s the economic equivalent of the blue shell?

just kill a super rich person every once in a while and distribute their wealth among the less wealthy

(via explodedsoda)

New York Islanders Captain John Tavares pulls out his own tooth

reallyfoxnews:

Fox & Friends host Gretchen Carlson attempts to twerk on live television

I… yeah.

If you don’t stick your tongue out it doesn’t count as twerking, Gretchen

evilgenius101:

the most accurate post on tumblr

(Source: sinnorita, via explodedsoda)

Uhh ok IL.

Where there’s a market there’s an  entrepreneur